I like to eat food
It keeps me alive
And sometimes it tastes good
When I eat what I like.
I’m not terribly choosy.
Whatever’s on sale or I know how to cook
But now that’s not good enough–
Now I have to take a closer look.
Because you decided I don’t need to live:
I just need to live long enough to buy.
And hey! With 9 billion people
Who cares if, like, a quarter survive?
You put known carcinogens in our food.
Force farmers to grow your seeds
And, if they don’t, you take their farms
Because it’s the whole industry you apparently need.
And when studies come out against you
Well, just sweep them on under the rug!
With an axe or a chainsaw for good measure
To get rid of that pesky, truth, bug.
So, in conclusion
And this is all you had to read
I hope some EU country subpoenas you to hell
so that you can never sell another fucking seed.